When e’er I doze, from vigils pale,

Dame Fancy locks me fast in jail.

Necessity, though I am no wit,

Compels me now to turn a poet;

Not born, but made, by transmutation,

And chymick process, call’d—starvation!

Though poet’s trade, of all that I know,

Requires the least of ready rhino,

I find a deficit of cash is

An obstacle to cutting dashes.