And battered by the surge beyond all surgery!

However, we snatched up the corse thus thrown,

Intending, Christian-like, to sod and turf it,

And after venting Pity's sigh and groan,

Then curiosity began with her fit;

And lo! the features of the Small Unknown!

'Twas he that of the surf had had this surfeit!

And in his fob, the cause of late monopolies,

We found a contract signed with Mephistopheles!

A bond of blood, whereby the sinner gave