While rushing souse

Into a coffee-house,

To find it—Slaughter's!

Or fancy this:—

Walking along the street, some stranger Miss,

Her head with no such thought of danger laden,

When suddenly 'tis "Aries Taurus Virgo!"—

You don't know Latin, I translate it ergo,

Into your Areas a Bull throws the Maiden!

Think of some poor old crone