[A REPORT FROM BELOW!]

"Blow high, blow low."—SEA SONG.

As Mister B. and Mistress B.

One night were sitting down to tea,

With toast and muffins hot—

They heard a loud and sudden bounce,

That made the very china flounce,

They could not for a time pronounce

If they were safe or shot—

For Memory brought a deed to match