At last we reaches nigh the gate,

And, sure enough, there Master stand,

A lantern flaring in his hand,—

'Why, Giles,' says he, 'what's that 'un thear?

Yond' chestnut horse bean't my bay mear!

He bean't not worth a leg o' Bess!'

There's Hagricultural Distress!"

HOB.

"That's nothin yet, to Tom's mishap!

A-gooing through the yard, poor chap,