To hear his hay had gone so high.

But lord! when I laid down the note,

It stuck the victuals in his throat,

And chok'd him till his face all grew

Like pickling-cabbage, red and blue;

With such big goggle eyes, Ods nails!

They seem'd a-coming out like snails!

'A note,' says he, half mad with passion,

'Why, thou dom'd fool! thou'st took a flash 'un!'

Now, wasn't that a pretty mess?