Thirst, hunger, age, and cold severe;

In short, ax any overseer,—

Well, now, the logic for to chop,

Where's the distress about a crop?"

"There's no distress in keeping sheep,

I likes to see 'em frisk and leap;

There's no distress in seeing swine

Grow up to pork and bacon fine;

There's no distress in growing wheat

And grass for men or beasts to eat;