Good Mrs. Brown; nay, any party meet,

Altho' 'twas such a parti-colored phiz!

As for the public, fancy Sarcy Ned,

The coachman, flying, dog-like, at his head,

With "Ax your pardon, Sir, but if you please—

Unless it comes too high—

Vere ought a feller, now, to go to buy

The t'other half, Sir, of that 'ere green cheese?"

His mind recoil'd—so he tied up his head,

As with a raging tooth, and took to bed;