He thought, and thought, and thought and thought, and thought—

And still it came to nought,

When up rush'd Betty, loudest of Town Criers,

"Lord, Ma'am, the new Police is at the door!

It's B, ma'am, Twenty-four,—

As brought home Mister S. to Austin Friars,

And says there's nothing but a simple case—

He got that 'ere green face

By sleeping in the kennel near the Dyer's!"

[HIT OR MISS.]