I almost wish I had! That Dunce,

My master, then would hit for once!

Hit me! Lord, how you talk! why, zounds!

He couldn't hit a pack of hounds!"

"Well, that must be a case provoking.

What, never—but, you dog, you're joking!

I see a sort of wicked grin

About your jaw you're keeping in."

"A joke! an old tin kettle's clatter

Would be as much a joking matter.