My master shoots because he can't,

And has an eye that aims aslant;

Nay, just by way of making trouble,

He's changed his single gun for double;

And now, as girls a-walking do,

His misses go by two and two!

I wish he had the mange, or reason

As good, to miss the shooting season!"

"Why yes, it must be main upleasant

To point to covey, or to pheasant,