"It's wery hard for nothing but a Box

Of Irish Blackguard to be keepin' Flocks,

'Mong naked Blacks, sich Savages to hus,

They've nayther got a Pocket nor a Pus.

"But folks may tell their Troubles till they're sick

To dumb brute Beasts,—and so I'll cut my Stick!

And vot's the Use a Feller's Eyes to pipe

Vere von can't borrow any Gemman's Vipe?"

[LIEUTENANT LUFF.]

All you that are too fond of wine,