Ah! who can tell the miseries of men

That serve the very cheapest shops in town?

Till faint and weary, they leave off at ten,

Knock'd up by ladies beating of 'em down!

But has not Hamlet his opinion given—

O Hamlet had a heart for Drapers' servants!

"That custom is"—say custom after seven—

"More honor'd in the breach than the observance."

O come then, gentle ladies, come in time,

O'erwhelm our counters, and unload our shelves;