My friends were such a vulgar set!
Poor Tomkinson was snubb'd and huff'd—
She could not bear that Mister Blogg—
What d'ye think of that, my Cat?
What d'ye think of that, My Dog?
At times we had a spar, and then
Mamma must mingle in the song—
The sister took a sisters part—
The Maid declared her Master wrong—
The Parrot learn'd to call me "Fool!"