I have search'd round and round,

All the Baronet's ground,

But Sir Christopher hasn't a wren there!

Joyce may talk of his excellent caps,

But for nightcaps they set me desiring,

And it's really too bad,

Not a shot I have had

With Hall's Powder renown'd for "quick firing."

If this is what people call sport,

Oh! of sporting I can't have a high sense;