To think for to go to sit down on a table full of Chiney.

"Deuce take your stupid head!" says my Lady to his very face;

But politeness, you know, is nothing when there's Chiney in the case;

And if ever a woman was fond of Chiney to a passion,

It's my mistress, and all sorts of it, whether new or old fashion.

Her brother's a sea-captain, and brings her home shiploads—

Such bronzes, and such dragons, and nasty squatting things like toads;

And great nidnoddin' mandarins, with palsies in the head:

I declare I've often dreamt of them, and had nightmares in my bed.

But the frightfuller they are—lawk! she loves them all the better,