And gentle waving of his dexter hand,

"Why must we have more dross, and dirt, and dust,

More filthy lucre, in a word, more gold—

The why, sir, very easily is told,

Because Humanity declares we must!

We've scrubb'd the negroes till we've nearly killed 'em,

And finding that we cannot wash them white,

But still their nigritude offends the sight,

We mean to gild 'em!"

[ETCHING MORALISED.]