But can he warrant his horns like mine

Never to hear what a Lady shouldn't—

Only a guinea—and can't take less."

("That's very dear," says Dame Eleanor S.)

"Dear!—Oh dear, to call it dear!

Why it isn't a horn you buy, but an ear;

Only think, you'll find on reflection

You're bargaining, Ma'am, for the Voice of Affection;

For the language of Wisdom, and Virtue, and Truth,

And the sweet little innocent prattle of youth: