To crack my own Trumpet up and blow it;

But it is the best, and time will show it,

There was Mrs. F.

So very deaf,

That she might have worn a percussion-cap,

And been knock'd on the head without hearing it snap.

Well, I sold her a horn, and the very next day

She heard from her husband at Botany Bay!

Come—eighteen shillings—that's very low,

You'll save the money as shillings go,