"Try it again, dear Madam, try it!

Many would sell their beds to buy it.

I warrant you often wake up in the night,

Ready to shake to a jelly with fright,

And up you must get to strike a light,

And down you go, in you know what,

Whether the weather is chilly or hot,—

That's the way a cold is got,—

To see if you heard a noise or not!"

"Why, bless you, a woman with organs like yours