But popular rumors, right or wrong,—

Charity sermons, short or long,—

Lecture, speech, concerto, or song,

All noises and voices, feeble or strong,

From the hum of a gnat to the clash of a gong,

This tube will deliver distinct and clear;

Or, supposing by chance

You wish to dance,

Why, it's putting a Horn-pipe into your ear!

Try it—buy it!