A tongue that could almost have butter'd a crumpet,—

The deaf old woman bought the Trumpet.


The Pedlar was gone. With the horn's assistance,

She heard his steps die away in the distance;

And then she heard the tick of the clock,

The purring of puss, and the snoring of Shock;

And she purposely dropped a pin that was little,

And heard it fall as plain as a skittle!

'Twas a wonderful Horn, to be but just!