Filthy Conjunctions, and Dissolute Nouns,

And Particles pick'd from the kennels of towns,

With Irregular Verbs for irregular jobs,

Chiefly active in rows and mobs,

Picking Possessive Pronouns' fobs,

And Interjections as bad as a blight,

Or an Eastern blast, to the blood and the sight;

Fanciful phrases for crime and sin,

And smacking of vulgar lips where Gin,

Garlic, Tobacco, and offals go in—