Ushers of Beelzebub's Black Rod,

Commending sinners, not to ice thick-ribb'd,

But endless flames, to scorch them up like flax—

Yet sure of heav'n themselves, as if they'd cribb'd

Th' impression of St. Peter's keys in wax!

Of such a character no single trace

Exists, I know, in my fictitious face;

There wants a certain cast about the eye;

A certain lifting of the nose's tip;

A certain curling of the nether lip,