Accept an anecdote well based on facts.

One Sunday morning—(at the day don't fret)—

In riding with a friend to Ponder's End

Outside the stage, we happened to commend

A certain mansion that we saw To Let.

"Ay," cried our coachman, with our talk to grapple

"You're right! no house along the road comes nigh it!

'Twas built by the same man as built yon chapel

And master wanted once to buy it,—

But t'other driv the bargain much too hard—