Such, unto Papists, Jews or turban'd Turks,

Such is my spirit—(I don't mean my wraith!)

Such, may it please you, is my humble faith;

I know, full well, you do not like my works!

I have not sought, 'tis true, the Holy Land,

As full of texts as Cuddie Headrigg's mother,

The Bible in one hand,

And my own commonplace-book in the other—

But you have been to Palestine—alas!

Some minds improve by travel, others, rather,