(Good humor should prevail!)

I'll fit you with a tale,

Whereto is tied a moral.

Once on a time a certain English lass

Was seized with symptoms of such deep decline,

Cough, hectic flushes, ev'ry evil sign,

That, as their wont is at such desperate pass,

The Doctors gave her over—to an ass.

Accordingly, the grisly Shade to bilk,

Each morn the patient quaff'd a frothy bowl