In vain the Police Reports were fed

With Irish riots and rumpuses

The Leg! the Leg! was the great event,

Through every circle in life it went,

Like the leg of a pair of compasses.

CXXIV.

The last new Novel seem'd tame and flat,

The Leg, a novelty newer than that,

Had tripp'd up the heels of Fiction!

It Burked the very essays of Burke,