She died, and she left me the saddest of men

To indulge in a widower’s moan;

Oh! I felt all the power of solitude then,

As I ate my first natives alone!

But when I beheld Virtue’s friends in their cloaks,

And with sorrowful crape on their hats,

Oh! my grief poured a flood; and the out-of-door folks

Were all crying—I think it was sprats!

“THE CITY REMEMBRANCER.”