A man, I enter on the stage

Where human passions fret and rage,

To mingle in the strife.

It ought to be a happy date,

My friends, they all congratulate

That I am come to “Man’s Estate,”

To some, a grand event;

But ah! to me descent allots

No acres, no paternal spots

In Beds, Bucks, Herts, Wilts, Essex, Notts,