And kick’d the “Best of Parents” down the stairs;

The steadiest servant dropped the China dish;

A thousand started, though there was but one

Fated to win, and that was Mr. Dunn,

Who struck convulsively, and hooked a fish!

Miss Wiggins, with some grass upon her fork,

Toss’d it just like a hay-maker at work;

Her sister not in any better case,

For taking wine,

With nervous Mr. Pyne,