Alas! when in Brook Street the Upper,

In comfort I lived between walls,

I’ve gone to a dance for my supper;

But now I must go to Three Balls!

Folks talk about dressing for dinner,

But I have for dinner undrest;

Since Christmas, as I am a sinner,

I’ve eaten a suit of my best.

I haven’t a ram or a mummock

To fetch me a chop or a steak;