Drugging themselves with drams well spiced and cloven,

And turning pale as linen rags

At hoisting up of yellow flags,

While you and I are crying “Orange Boven!”

Why should we let precautions so absorb us,

Or trouble shipping with a quarantine—

When if I understand the thing you mean,

We ought to import the Cholera Morbus!

FANCY PORTRAIT—MR MALTHUS.