There’s no Romance in that!

I wish I ne’er had learn’d to read,

Or Radcliffe how to write;

That Scott had been a boor on Tweed,

And Lewis cloister’d quite!

Would I had never drunk so deep

Of dear Miss Porter’s vat;

I only turn to life, and weep—

There’s no Romance in that!

No Bandits lurk—no turban’d Turk