An archway, underneath the Dabs and Gudgeons,

For Collier men and pitchy old Curmudgeons,

To cross the water in inverse proportion,

Walk under steam-boats under the keel’s ridge,

To keep down all extortion,

And without sculls to diddle London Bridge!

In a fresh hunt, a new Great Bore to worry,

Thou didst to earth thy human terriers follow,

Hopeful at last, from Middlesex to Surrey,

To give us the “View hollow.”