At private theatres she never acts;

No Crown-and-Anchor balls her fancy sway;

She never visits gentlemen with tracts

Over the way!

To billets-doux by post she shows no favour—

In short, there is no plot that I can lay

To break my window-pains to my enslaver

Over the way!

I play the flute—she heeds not my chromatics—

No friend an introduction can purvey;