With turnip cheeks and nose of scarlet,

When Werter put himself to sleep

With pistols kiss’d and clean’d by Charlotte;

Self-murder is an awful sin,

No joke there is in bullets flying,

But now at such a tale I grin—

I fear my heart is ossifying!

The Drama once could shake and thrill

My nerves, and set my tears a stealing,

The Siddons then could turn at will