To-day you made game at my back:

You think that my eyes are grown dimmer,

But I watch’d you, I’ve got a sly knack!

And I’ll have you to know I’m a Trimmer.

Don’t think that my temper is hot,

It’s never beyond a slow simmer;

I’ll teach you to call me Dame Trot,

But I’ll have you to know I’m a Trimmer.

Miss Edgeworth, or Mrs. Chapone,

Might melt to behold your tears glimmer;