When lo! a something with a tail of flame

Made him exclaim,

My stars!”—he always put that stress on my

My stars and garters!”

“A comet, sure as I’m alive!

A noble one as I should wish to view;

It can’t be Halley’s though, that is not due

Till eighteen thirty-five.

Magnificent!—how fine his fiery trail!

Zounds! ’tis a pity, though he comes unsought—