As ignorant as donkeys in Gallicia,

She thought that Saturn, with his Belt, was but

A private, may be, in the Kent Militia;

That Charles’s Wain would stick in a deep rut,

That Venus was a real West-End slut—

Oh, Gods and Goddesses of Greek Theogony!

That Berenice’s Hair would curl and cut,

That Cassiopëia’s Chair was good Mahogany,

Nicely French-polished,—such was her cosmogony!

Judge, then, how puzzled by the scientifics