I wish you’d clear it up!

Why cast such cruel dampers

On pretty Pic Nics, and against all wishes

Set the cold ducks a-swimming in the hampers,

And volunteer, unask’d, to wash the dishes?

Why drive the Nymphs from the selected spot,

To cling like lady-birds around a tree—

Why spoil a Gipsy party at their tea,

By throwing your cold water upon hot?

Cannot a rural maiden, or a man,