Of all Lorenzo’s meanings, heads and tails,

The Father seized upon her malaprops—

“My girl down areas—of a night! ’Ods nails!

I’ll stick the scoundrel on his area-rails!”

TAILS OF THE HAUL BY CRAB.

“I will!—as sure as I was christen’d John!

A girl—well born—and bred,—and school’d at Ditton—

Accomplish’d—handsome—with a tail stuck on!

And chuck’d, Zounds! chuck’d in horseponds like a kitten