Where all run their best, and the best men must win.

No dodges we own but strength, courage, and science;

Gold rules not the fate of our Isthmian games;

In brutes—tho’ the noblest—we place no reliance;

Our racers are men, and our turf is the Thames.

The sons of St. Dennis in praise of their tennis,

Of chases and volleys, may brag to their fill;

To the northward of Stirling, of golf, and of curling,

Let the chiels wi’ no trousers crack on as they will.

Cricket, football, and rackets—but hold, I’ll not preach,