Dr. F. Chin Sum, I want to introduce you to my wife; by the way, I think I will call you Patsy. Wife, our new servant Patsy O’Wang. (Mrs. F. surveys him in silence.)
Patsy. (Puts left hand to heart and bows.) Velly much glad see Missee Fluke.
Dr. F. And this is Miss Simper, a mission young lady.
Patsy. Vellee nice mission gull (girl).
Miss S. (Blushing.) Mr. O’Wang, you’re so gallant. Promise me to come to Bible class next Sunday.
Patsy. Sooh thing!
Miss S. How intelligent!
Patsy. Leadee all same Biblee in Flisco?
Miss S. I don’t understand him. (Turns enquiringly to Dr.)
Dr. F. Yes, Patsy, they read the same Bible as they do in Frisco.