Mike. (Throws down pump.) Then I’m aff, too. Two Irishman in wan house is wan too many.
Patsy. Keep your place, Mike, I can do better. (All dress stage, women L., men R.) I’m in America now, the land of opportunities. I’m goin’ into politics. Me ambition is to be an alderman and die beloved and respected by all.
Mike. Begorrah, the ambition of it!
Dr. F. Very well, Patsy. Since you are going to have influence let us part friends. (They shake hands.)
Mike. Inflooence! Faith, I’ll niver vote a shplit ticket, half Irish half Chinay.
Dr. F. Patsy, you have had a strange history.
Patsy. I’ll recount it if you please, doctor.
“Patsy O’Wang,” Song. Air “Pat Malloy.”
Me father was a Hooligan, me mother was Chinay
And I was born in Hong Kong town ten thousand miles away.