Susan. I guess the best way is for me to call again. I’ll read it to you myself.
Mr. G. Eleven hundred pages! Excuse me, madam, I have an urgent engagement (looks at watch). Past time now! Here, Powers, attend to the lady. (Rushes out L.)
Susan. (To P.) So you are next to him. If you decide you must first hear every line, no skipping. I’ll see to that myself.
P. (Sits at his desk and commences to fumble MSS., out of humor.) My dear madam, our plan—
Susan. And my plan is to do nothing half way.
P. But, Miss Brown, I really never could listen well. My ear I think—
Susan. I’ve a strong voice. I guess my way’s best. I’m a good reader. (Pulls up chair beside him to his surprise, sits, opens MS.)
P. (Groans.) But madam, this isn’t regular.
Susan. I’ve heard all about your putting off authors. Now I’m here and I’m going to be heard.