Mrs. S. But what can I do?
Alice. I have a plan. To show your husband the effects of intoxication in its true light just get drunk yourself.
Mrs. S. (Surprised.) I get drunk! Horrors! Alice, are you crazy?
Alice. Not a bit of it. That’ll teach him a lesson he won’t forget soon.
Mrs. S. (Decidedly.) I shan’t do it, that would be disgraceful.
Alice. (Laughs.) Just pretend, you goose. Did you think I wanted you to march down the middle of Broad street swinging your hat and singing “We wont go home till morning?”
Mrs. S. You are ridiculous.
Alice. Seriously, try it.
Mrs. S. When?