Leggatt. So am I.
Bulger. (With surprise.) Sir, I apologized.
Leggatt. Confound your apology! I was sound asleep.
Bulger. You are a nice roommate. The landlord was right when he said you were.
Leggatt. I beg your pardon, stranger. I wasn’t quite polite.
Bulger. Don’t mention it. My name is Bulger.
Leggatt. And mine is Leggatt. (B. crosses and they shake.)
Bulger. I’m very sorry I disturbed you. I had just rung the bell and was waiting.
Leggatt. That bell hasn’t been connected with the office for a year.
Bulger. Oh, what a hotel!