Land. Why, he’s the peacefulest man in the town. (Impressively.) He’s a littery chap.

Schnell. (Puzzled.) Littery man! Vat was dot?

Land. He writes books.

Schnell. Oh, ya, a pookkeeper.

Land. No, he writes for the magazines.

Schnell. (Still puzzled, scratches head.) Mackaseens! Ya, powter mackaseens. Ya, ya, dot bin all right. I kess, he wont plow up.

Land. (Ready to go.) Your name is Schnell, I believe.

Schnell. Ya! Gus Schnell, of Schnell oont Augenblick.

Land. Line sauerkraut?