Leggatt. Bulger, you’ll miss your train if you stand there quarreling. Now clear out, all of you, or I’ll miss my 4 o’clock sleep. I almost feel as if I should miss it after this. (Landlord takes B.’s valise and is going R. followed by B. Schnell stands undecided.) Hi there, landlord, don’t leave that Dutchman here. (Landlord pays no attention, exeunt.)
Schnell. (Angrily.) Tutchman! dat was me—Mine frent, I was no Tutchman, I was Cherman oont—
Leggatt. Get out before I commit murder. A first-class quiet hotel! Oh! (Reaches for pistol. Schnell goes flying out R.)
Quick Curtain.
MADAM PRINCETON’S
Temple of Beauty
A FARCE
By T. S. DENISON
Author of
Odds with the Enemy, Initiating a Granger, Wanted, a Correspondent, A Family Strike, Seth Greenback, Louva, the Pauper, Hans Von Smash, Borrowing Trouble, Two Ghosts in White, The Pull-Back, Country Justice, The Assessor, The Sparkling Cup, Our Country, Irish Linen Peddler, The School Ma’am, Kansas Immigrants, An Only Daughter, Too Much of a Good Thing, Under the Laurels, Hard Cider, The Danger Signal, Wide Enough for Two, Pets of Society, Is the Editor In? The New Woman, Patsy O’Wang, Rejected, Only Cold Tea, Madam P’s Beauty Parlors, Topp’s Twins, A First-Class Hotel, It’s all in the Pay-Streak, The Cobbler, A Dude in a Cyclone, Friday Dialogues.
Also the Novels,
The Man Behind, An Iron Crown, etc.